A simple solution to the duck problem

A simple solution to the duck problem
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There is a simple solution to the duck and goose problem. First of all if we stop feeding them where do we think they are going. Ducks and geese that haven't been migrating won't magically start going south. So all that is left is the golf course. By the way, it is all ready a goose favorite.

So here is the simple solution. We rent a truck, get a couple loaves of bread and a ramp and lead them into the truck. Then take them three to four hours away. I hear Sioux Falls is nice this time of year.

We find a back road in the middle of the night and open the door. It is called relocation. They do it with wild animals all the time. I can't believe our city leaders haven't thought of this before.

REX GOON

Rapid City

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