You didn't win that one-point-gazillion Mega Millions jackpot. Big deal. So what. Who cares. But ... let's just say you had. How exactly does one spend all that money, anyhow? Our preferred route: by buying the most insanely over-the-top holiday gifts for everyone on your list.
From a Dolce & Gabbana juicer (yes, really) to Louis Vuitton's ping pong set (again, yes, really), we have some ideas on how you could have blown your winnings with gifts that would make even Elton John say, "Maybe you should dial it back a notch." Good thing that dreaming is still free.