To accompany spring cleaning, it’s about time we drop in on our Washington quintet to see what they are thinking about a variety of subjects, what with a war, gas prices and a couple reelection campaigns on inquiring minds. Ergo, welcome to our periodic and wholly hypothetical news conference, held every few months lest Nebraska’s Congressional delegation forgets we’re out here, moving it down the line and keeping the home fires burning.
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George Ayoub filed nearly 5,000 columns, editorials and features in 21 years as a journalist for the Grand Island Independent. His columns also appeared in the Omaha World-Herald and Kearney Hub.
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